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June 26. And the work. It's Monday.

June 26.

And the word of the day is kofifi, which means the president of the United States is a

tween who needs to be told no more Twitter, it's bedtime.

Used in a sentence, Trump's kofefi tweet is probably the least offensive,

least terrifying thing he said since he took office.

I don't know about least terrifying.

I feel like he's probably failed a physical by now.

I mean to be fair it all gave us that glimmer of hope that he had completely lost his mind and he was just going to come out the next day just covered in his own poop.

I haven't ruled it out. I'm no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick.

I'm Heath Enright and broadcasting delayed from America's Far Center. We are the Skeptocrats.

On this week's episode, we check back in with Trump and Tall Tyler.

The White House held a press briefing and I have as much evidence of it as CNN.

And it's totally cool to watch the Cosby show again also Minnesota

cops yeah oh come but first the dietribe You know what this country could use? Some sound conservative policies.

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