Look, settle down, kids, and open up your ears

Just like your headphones in, it's time for Jake and the Mayor

And if you're talking podcasts, then we're talking top-tier

And if you don't know what it's on, I'ma tell you I'm not yet

I got chuckers to get, keep sending emails in

And get ready to be crowned by a couple of real friends

It's a universal roast, the people are using on the joke

And I'ma need you to cheer, but if you feel a hashtag dope like

Yeah, okay, I really mean it now

And the show's about to be yours

If she deserves better Jake, please introduce me to your mom

Cause I think this is the season, the season, the cheese

I spent my life trying to see if I had a similar date

Me just do you, get advice, first kiss to the mattress

Things I get in real, I hop out of my tender mattress

Not to fight for an intractic or exercise

And do something sit back with lags, cause this is if I were you

You, you, you

Okay

Yeah

That one felt right, Jake's high, just from listening to that

Shit

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