Thank you. I'm the pilot TV Podcast this week we are live at the London Podcast Festival.

Thanks for coming out. I'm James Steyer and welcome to this our very first live show and a once in a lifetime opportunity for all of you to be sort of James Blaine television live in the flesh, which is nice for you.

You'll also get to see the kind of array of facial expressions that Terry goes through just before she yells at me at the top of her voice.

That would be good too.

And you might get to meet one of Boyd's celebrity friends in the flesh.

So we'll see, steady.

We're getting ahead of ourselves.

We're getting ahead of ourselves because on the Pilot TV podcast this week we will be catching

up with line of duty's resendous sandal. the the Beves baby barrister comedy defending the guilty and doing our level best to reduce our

degrees of Kevin Bacon by watching his new show Boston Set Crime Drama, City on a hill.

Now it should come as very little surprise I'm

not doing this here on my own. My loyal co-hosts are waiting in the wings

having given up their their Friday nights to be you know patronized live on stage which is again nice for them

having done their level best to replace me with a pair of semi-intelligible

millennials over the car past couple of weeks. I am, thankfully, back. So, first up, a lady whose dulcetones you will soon

be wooed by, let's be honest probably, including the words bell and end.

She hails from a small mining town in the north of England where TV consists pretty much

exclusively of Shane Meadows dramas and reruns of Lawlord S. V. You,'t need to find You just fine. Distance is good. Distance is good.

What? For my own sanity, distance is good. That volume thing, right?

Okay. You don't need to do it through there. Now,'ve done I've found something out. Would you like to know what did this?

Go on. So I did some research this week into the origin of the word bellend.

Oh Is it just a picture of your face?

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