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It's Always The Husband

Sarah and Megan

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 593 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Send us Fan Mail Megan and Sarah cover the Forensic Files episode Sex, Lies and DNA and it's craziness blows their minds. Earl Morris, owner of one of the worst toupees in history, and his wife Ruby live in a huge home in Phoenix. When Ruby is a no show for a day of shopping, the police find her missing and a carpet cleaner left in her place. Earl, gone away to California, returns home and unwittingly cracks the case open due to his stupidity. Long hidden family secrets, bonkers affairs...

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0:00.0	The following podcast contains adult themes and adult language, listener discretion advised.
0:06.9	And although we joke, if you or someone you know is affected by or a victim of domestic violence, dial 1-800-799-723,
0:17.1	or visit the National Domestic Violence Hotlines website thehotline.org.
0:25.6	It's always the husband. It's always the husband. It's always a husband. I don't keep
0:33.0	me.
0:36.3	Hi, everyone. This is Sarah. Hi, it's Megan. You are listening to It's Always the Husband
0:42.9	podcast. Thanks for listening. Yes. Thank you for listening. Thank you so much. Welcome to 2021.
0:51.0	We made it to 2021. We sure did. We lived. I have a rash all over my body. Right. We're not
0:57.9	sure what it's from. We are here. Were you having relations in a dumpster with strange men?
1:05.7	The doctor kept asking me if I had been in hot tubs. Oh, and I was like, I've been in hot tubsubs. I know you have, but I have not. I was like, no, it's a pandemic. I've been in my house. Nobody goes and does anything. Nobody goes in hot tubs. And she was like, so it wouldn't be bedbugs. I'm like, no, I haven't been anywhere. You guys, I have a rash over my entire body.
1:30.1	It's either COVID related or stress related, but I'm itching the shit out of my skin until I bleed.
1:39.2	And now I'm trying to do deep breathing meditations.
1:43.9	Terrible. I can't believe this is happening to me. breathing meditations. Terrible.
1:45.0	I can't believe this is happening to me.
1:48.0	No.
1:49.2	I mean,
1:49.5	and who,
1:50.9	it's probably some sort of weird COVID thing that's stressed.
1:54.3	I'm sure it's like virus.
1:55.6	Yeah,
1:55.8	and my body,
1:56.6	my immune system just can't keep it down.
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