Welcome to Feathers in My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dive. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air.

From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the fights,

breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV train tracks. If you think the moms bring the drama

on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened. I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hi, guys. How are we? I'm going to be honest. I'm your host, Liz Bentley. Hi guys, how are we?

I'm going to be honest, I'm missing teen mom too.

I think I was talking about teen mom too.

You know, when I'm watching these episodes, I'm not thinking, fuck, I wish I was watching teen mom too.

But when I go to recap them, I'm really missing

Janelle. I'm really missing my girl, Janelle. Where is she? I don't know. I just, I just miss her.

I wish she would come back. I know last season I was like, get this show off the air. It's been on for 9,000

years. But here's something to know about me. I want everything that I cannot have. And while I have it,

I don't care about much about it. When I don't have it, I sit around and think about how much I miss it.

It's a fact of my life. I've always been this way. I am the worst. And today I'm missing teen

mom too. I pulled up my notes and I looked at the women who I was going to talk about. By the way,

I could like get into a whole thing about how we call the mom's girls, even though they're

grown women. But I don't think anybody wants to hear that rant

for me. I don't know if I'm in the mood to deliver the rant. It's Friday afternoon. I just got

off work, and I'm feeling a little keyed up, like, maybe not, no, physically, like, I'm not

physically ready to go, but I'm feeling keyed up emotionally.

And I have some thoughts. And you know, it's inauguration weekend. That's not right, but the

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