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Hello and welcome to Genius Bar episode number 53. I'm going to pass out. Genius Bar, everybody. Yay!

Alright. It's our birthday, Sam. Oh, my God. I seriously almost passed out a little too much helium at the beginning.

We were number one. It's our birthday. Everyone's like, everyone's like, oh, it's their anniversary. By the way, how did they remember?

I didn't remember. Yeah, I only was, I saw the comments and I was like, oh, I have to go to the balloon store today.

Too nifty. I have to go to the balloon store. Yeah, the audience reminded us that it is our birthday today. And so we had to go get balloons.

And I had mine delivered. I didn't even get balloons delivered. I just had COVID. I'm not going out. Aren't you recovered, though?

Yeah, but I'm not fucking around anymore. I can get it again.

Were you fucking around before? No, I went out one time and I came home with COVID. So fuck that, dude. You won't see me until 2028, at least.

Oh, man. What if we, what if we do like a taxi? Yes. Will you come to that? No.

Not even that. Not even if I'm there. No, absolutely not.

Oh, okay. If you do go, but again, you and I can just see each other privately. I don't have to like go around a thousand of the people just to see Sam.

Well, we come see let's let's meet up. We shouldn't have been done this in person. I was thinking about this today. I was like, why didn't we do this in person just travel halfway for this episode?

Did you get a lot of snow recently? Yes, dog. I was gonna say we could film in the snow. We do I snow angels together and Arkansas does not know how to handle snow. My driveway, like, okay, nothing was done. The roads weren't done. Nothing.

Arkansas just shuts down. UPS delivery is FedEx delivery is nothing. It's all done. Yeah. The roads were not that we're not taking care of. I should put up a I'll put up a picture if I remember an editing from my security cameras, because I'm not going to like I didn't open the door and take a picture. I just I have cameras outside.

You can see they did not even touch the roads. It was just impossible for anyone to leave their house for like a week.

That's insane. We got a lot of snow here too. It was fun watching people like get stuck in the snow, because like I see down on the street and then just watching them struggle.

And then I was like, do I go and help them? And then I was like, oh, no, that person's helping them. I just get to enjoy the content that person's helping them.

You want to see something that kind of reminds me of this podcast, John? No, but go ahead.

It's this little balloon right here. Why not?

It started out like this balloon. Yeah. But then over time, it's somehow lost air. And it's a little shrively.

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