529: The Suckling

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

This week, Bryan and Dave from the Bring Me the Axe podcast return for a review of The Suckling; one of the least fun movies we've ever watched.

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0:00.0	Giant mutant fetus, which has covered the doors and the walls of this building with fetal tissue, was like, all right, I know I'm a fetus and I could just jump out and tear people out, but I want to do a fun trap for this last one.
0:19.0	Also, guys, does electrocution make you explode?
0:22.1	It does.
0:22.7	Yeah, that's true.
0:23.5	It's true.
0:23.8	Apparently, it does.
0:24.7	Scientifically true?
0:25.6	Very accurately scientific.
0:27.0	I don't know.
0:27.4	Dave's the one who's in here fucking fucking up my whole cranberry juice thing.
0:31.6	What do you say?
0:34.0	Actually, actually.
0:37.5	God awful movies.
0:40.3	Movies.
0:41.3	Movies.
0:46.3	Welcome back to Godawful movies.
0:52.4	We watch another terrible movie so you don't have to.
0:55.5	I'm your host, T. Thenwright, and I'm joined by the spooktacular Eli Bosnick, Eli.
1:00.1	How's going?
1:01.2	Oh, hello, Heathenry.
1:06.0	Eli's going to do the haunted house voice the whole time, apparently.
1:08.6	The whole time, I hope everyone's okay with it.
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