#529 - Running Noises, Cubist Javelin and Elis & Johndgerbread Men
Elis James and John Robins
Significant Productions
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
It’s a big/normal day! Everything in Elis and John world just got bigger/stayed exactly the same as before! All praise the Brave New World/status quo!
John’s dressed up in a suit and tie to mark the (non-) occasion, and there’s a 100 points on offer to the listener who can decipher John’s scripted intro.
Beyond everything changing/staying exactly the same, Elis and John try to find the best non-threatening noise to make whilst running to alert non-runners, with some very surprising suggestions. Elis tries to pick himself up after last week’s missed shot at glory in the Cymru Connection, plus there’s a return to a glorious sub-category of Mad Dads: milk.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Attention, Ellis and John apologists, vibe tasters, hammer legends and all PCDs. |
| 0:06.1 | This is a content alert. Here at Ellis and John HQ, we are constantly evolving. |
| 0:11.9 | Like Betamax or minidisc, content that stay still is dead. So, after seven years of terrestrial |
| 0:18.6 | podcast-first BBC broadcasting, Ellis and John is entering the future |
| 0:23.4 | sphere. Why did I let John write this? We're forging a path into a new digital millennium. |
| 0:29.1 | The millennium was 26 years ago. From this day thence, Ellis and John will still be available on BBC |
| 0:34.3 | sounds, but the Ellis and John world is expanding. And as a part of that |
| 0:38.7 | Globo-Splosion... Dave, can he say this? As a part of that Globo-Splosion, if you're not listening |
| 0:44.0 | on BBC Sounds, you will start to hear adverts, some generic, some rift by Ellis and I, as we dip our |
| 0:49.4 | toes into the world of independent content creation. |
| 1:09.9 | Music the world of independent content creation. Hello, as I approached Ellis's house this morning, the Harley purred contentedly on the quiet residential streets. |
| 1:18.8 | Today was the day, and as I parked up outside, I took off my helmet and lit two cigarettes. |
| 1:24.9 | One for me and one for the devil. |
| 1:33.7 | Five minutes later, and Ellis was running out of his front door, near falling down the steps. |
| 1:35.7 | I handed him his leather jacket. |
| 1:39.9 | He jumped on the back, locked his arms around my waist, and we were away. |
| 1:43.1 | I turned on the inter helmet, intercom. |
| 1:47.9 | This is Delta Force DarkOps A plus 100% mega. |
| 1:49.7 | Call sign Switchblade. |
| 1:52.1 | Come in, Dormouse. Do you read me? |
| 1:56.0 | John, um, sorry, Switchblade. |
| 1:57.9 | I'm scared. |
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