529: Daily Banana
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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In this episode Jake shares his impressions on Amir's impressions. Then the guys call Jake's mom for advice.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:09.0 | If I were you, here's what I would do |
| 0:14.0 | Dump all my problems until these dudes |
| 0:19.0 | Let them figure it out |
| 0:24.0 | They'll change your name for privacy sake |
| 0:29.0 | Your friends will know who you are anyway |
| 0:34.0 | Your story is so specific to it |
| 0:41.0 | It gets kind of worldly |
| 0:44.0 | A mew will earn the dirty he |
| 0:47.0 | Always seems to put his foot in his mouth |
| 0:53.0 | And Jake will take the cold and mic |
| 0:57.0 | He always seems to get it right |
| 1:01.0 | And speak words both powerful and true |
| 1:06.0 | And so beautiful |
| 1:11.0 | If I were you, if I were you |
| 1:19.0 | If I were you, if I were you |
| 1:36.0 | Damn |
| 1:38.0 | Damn |
| 1:40.0 | Yeah, damn it's 2 p.m. on a Wednesday |
| 1:43.0 | I feel like I'm rolling on fucking Molly |
| 1:47.0 | I don't know why I'm peaking |
| 1:50.0 | Yeah, I don't think so |
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