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The Basement Yard

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The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement.

0:23.1

Welcome back to the basement yard. We're here. How you doing? Me and you. Shmitty merch. Yes. Very nice. It's a good shirt. It's a quality shirt. And I'm not just saying that because he's my friend. It's like a good thick shirt. It does look thick. I do have to sneeze. And also, it's just us today. nobody else here because apparently ants on the run.

0:54.7

Hmm. It does look thick. I do have to sneeze. And also, it's just us today. Nobody else here, because apparently ants on the run. I got something going on with my eye. What's going on with your eye? What's going on with your head? I think after the face paint, I got a, I'm growing a little stye in my eye. Oh, really? I hate that. Not how you sneeze. Not how anyone sneezes. Did that fuck your ears up? It hurt. Now you got something fucking in your ear, huh? Tuesdays. Dude, what? Nothing. Do you have a style? Really? It's very small, but I'm afraid it's going to pop up on camera. Dude, it is so minuscule and you're being just intense.

0:56.0

I saw your face before.

0:56.7

I didn't see a sky. Yeah, you're fine.

0:57.4

Dude, otherwise it would have been like, the fuck is that? What's that fucking thing on your eye? What's the growth on your face? Fuck, you freak. You got a growth that you probably don't want to talk about? Look at it. I had a sty once for like two months and it was like...

1:10.2

Two months!

1:11.0

Dude, a long...

1:11.7

Did you shove your head inside of a colon?

1:13.8

How'd you get that?

1:14.6

That doesn't... I had a sty once for like two months and it was like... Two months!

1:11.7

Dude, a long... Did you shove your head inside of a colon? How'd you get that? That doesn't happen like that, brother. I don't know how stey's... It's a pimple under your eyelid. Got it. That's all it is. I didn't know. It was bad and to the point where like I was like in the mirror like fucking saw with like a fucking needle ready to like try to get it.

1:28.6

How do you, how do you treat a sty?

1:30.7

You're not supposed to pop it. You're not supposed to pop them. But they say that like, you know, like a hot compress. I've seen people saying like put tea bags on it honestly for some reason. But I'm not getting my face tea bag. Wow. I mean, you know, you ask'm sure people drag their d-bags across your eyeballs. You know? But you definitely did that. Put a tea bag on it. Okay. Let's make it very clear. Like an actual tea bag. Yes. Not what people think of like people think of, like, dragging, like,

2:01.4

nutsacks.

2:02.2

You're not that.

2:17.6

Not doing nutsacks on the eyes. Two months is crazy. Dude, it was bad. And I had started a new job at that time, so, like, they took, like, my, like, like, my ID badge picture. Oh, no. And I was, like... And you were styed up. I was fucking styed out and it sucked.

2:19.1

I don't know if I've had a sty.

2:20.8

I feel like I have, but I don't remember.

2:17.6

They... And I was like, and you're styed up. I was fucking styed out and it sucked.

2:19.1

I don't know if I've had a sty.

2:34.8

I feel like I have, but I don't remember. They're like, they can be painful, but I think. It's just more, yeah, it's just more of an annoyance. You know what I get? That's very annoying. Tonsal stones. Oh, I hate those videos. I've seen people do videos where they like pull them out with like... Dude, I have to go with a toothpick in the back of my throat,

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