#528 - A Remembersplore, Miserable Coat Man and The Early Human Scene
Elis James and John Robins
Significant Productions
4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Strap yourself in because boy do we have a highbrow show for you today. Quoting Heidegger? Check. Ruminations on the nature of the present? Check. Elis S’ing himself in a park in Cardiff after a night on the Red Bull mixers? Check.
John Wins Again throws up some interesting morsels: John reveals his latest bedtime snack, and one of John’s wins leaves Elis literally speechless.
Elsewhere we meet Elis’s unkempt uni alter ego, John realises he should have been born in a Megaworld, and Dave is invited to get into the early human scene.
Remember to pop on yer BBC Sounds app on Saturday morning to hear this week’s Bureau de Change of the Mind.
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, this is it. |
| 0:34.0 | Because we're the only people here, because it it's Good Friday and it's quite spooky. |
| 0:38.7 | Britain has ground to a halt. Yeah. And I, for one, am quite disappointed. Why? It's the end of Lent. |
| 0:45.3 | Given the current economic situation. Yeah. I think everywhere should be open, especially the place where I get my samosis. |
| 0:52.0 | But for Crisos, this is the big one, John. For Crisos, this is the big one. This is the big one. Lent's over. You can eat cinnamon again. But what better way to celebrate lending over? You can watch pornography on your phone again, John. The 40 days is over. Than me being having access to my Samosa chat. Yeah. |
| 1:11.3 | Also, I mean, it keeps, it keeps your pecker up for broadcasting, doesn't it? |
| 1:15.7 | Which... |
| 1:16.5 | Well, do you know what, actually... |
| 1:17.5 | That's right. |
| 1:17.9 | Can watch porn again now. |
| 1:18.9 | Stop talking about pornography. |
| 1:21.8 | I don't think I have paid attention to what Easter is for 20 years. |
| 1:27.7 | I could... what is it? |
| 1:29.5 | He died on the Friday. |
| 1:31.5 | Okay. |
| 1:31.8 | He was resurrected on the Sunday. |
| 1:34.2 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:34.8 | Which proved that he was the son of God. |
| 1:37.3 | And we get a bank holiday. |
| 1:39.4 | Oh, do you know what happened in between? |
| 1:40.9 | Uh, we get a bank holiday on Monday in England, where's an island, northern |
| 1:44.5 | island, but not in Scotland, although it's locally observed in Scotland. Not at Easter Monday, |
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