ELC. Yeah, there it is!

When that robot voice comes in, you know it's time to begin, and wherever you are, whatever you are, and however you are,

and however you happen to me,

we're so glad you've chosen to tune it to.

Oh, it took too long.

Happy New Year, ladies and gentlemen.

Happy New Year!

It's your downloadable commentary for the week.

Starting our 11th year, we're a decade into this crazy experiment.

I'm your host, Jeff Kanata, that's spelled with two ends in one T.

And I am joined by my friend slash co-host slash nemesis. The guy who's been here

for 10 years, Mr. Christian Spiser. Hello, Christian.

Hello, Jeff. Hello, everyone. I have my perhaps coolest ranch prediction ever and I'm

going to make it right now right at the top. No one knows the words to that New Year's song.

May of the new me, I mean, we've all heard it a million.

No, you don't. No, you don't.

You don't know the words.

I see your old anxiety. No one knows the words.

May all acquaintance be forgot? Then what? Then what?

Something old enzyme.

And never, never fought to my. on. You know that this episode the first episode of the new year is what we call

our annual. The only reason we get to do this show the only reason we're still here 11 years going

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