False start. So he's counting me off. He's like five, four, and I'm like, okay, and he's like no two.

Like all right, and now finally we're live. Nothing but professionalism today.

Here at the Cardinal Kern, lead magnet show. My name is Dr. Frank Kern, attorney at Law Chief Engineer with NASA Retired.

Once again, Guinness Book of World Records, record holder for the most fake titles ever used in the introduction of a show.

And what we're going to be talking about today is what they don't tell you about selling things online.

It sounds so hypey. It sounds like something like a news trailer.

Like you're in the middle of watching Law and Order, and then the like commercial for the news comes on.

They're like, what they don't tell you about selling things on the Internet. Story at 11.

But you know what? There's a lot of stuff people don't talk about about selling things on the Internet.

So let's get right into it because this whole selling things online is a bigger deal than we might realize.

So I'm going to show you today how it actually works.

Now, before we begin, let's see if I got the right number in my mind.

Natalie's telepathically beaming it to me.

If you need any help with your ads, if you need any help with your Internet campaigns,

give your main man Frank a holler at, dang it, 305, 865,

8668?

Yeah.

Oh, I'm digging it. 305, 865, 8668.

Only heard it seven million times.

Whatever reason.

If I'm off camera, I can remember it.

When I'm on camera, I can't. 305, 865, 8668.

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