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The Basement Yard

#527 - We Were In A Bank Robbery!

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement.

0:06.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. You're wearing that Halloween merch, baby.

0:10.4

I'm right. I know it, I think this is coming out on Patreon. It's before Halloween. If it's, you know, it's after or so sorry.

0:17.4

No, I mean, it's been out. Don't. It's been out. Shop. No one's yelling at me. No one's yelling at me. No, I mean, it's been out. Don't... It's been out. Don't yell at me.

0:21.7

No one's yelling at you.

0:21.9

Don't yell.

0:23.4

No one's yelling at me. No one's yelling at you. It is out. I like this a lot. I also like... It's a very soft, good shirt. You like it? I love good shirts. Yeah. You know, because if they're too hard shirts, don't like hard shirts.

0:35.6

Like instruction paper.

0:37.3

You don't know what I don't like

0:38.0

when shirts have like collars

0:39.8

that are real thick.

0:41.1

Yeah. If they're too hard shirts, don't like hard shirts. Like instruction paper. You don't know like when shirts have like collars that are real thick. And I got a thick neck. Like you, I wouldn't say you have a thick neck. No, I got a thick neck. I got a big neck. Definitely don't have a pencil neck. I mean, I definitely don't have a pencil neck. I think this is a good one. Like if it's too tight, if it's too tight around it, like if it's too thick, too tight, and then it makes it feel like it's like choking me.

0:57.5

I don't like the... I think this is a good one. Like if it's too tight, if it's too tight around it, like if it's too thick, too tight,

0:55.5

and then it makes it feel like it's like choking me. I don't like the... That's why I'm not a, like, I have a turtleneck, but I'm not a big turtleneck guy. I like to wear it, but I don't think it, I can't... You don't pull it off. No offense. Well, I'm offended by it.

1:08.8

Like, I can say it.

1:09.6

No, no, no, no, no.

1:10.2

Like, you don't look bad, but like, you're not, you don't, you don't have turtleneck face. Like, turtleneck face is not your face. You have, you have a, like, V-neck face. That is so offensive. It's insane. It's more offensive? V-neck face? Is V-neck face bad? What am I? Simon Cowell?

1:30.0

No. He has... I probably shouldn't say anything because he got into an accident about like a year and

1:34.5

change ago. He just wears a lot of V-necks. He does. Deep Vs too. Yeah. Deep Vs. What's the deepest V you've

1:41.5

ever owned? I don't know. I actually saw a picture the other day.

1:45.0

Why did I see that?

1:46.0

Oh, maybe someone posted it. It was like, oh, I met Joe years ago, and I was wearing a VNEC, like in public. Why would you do that? I don't know. I used to wear VNAC. I like VNKTs. I don't hate them. I, my dad once got me a v-neck t, like a set of v-neck t's from Columbia.

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