527: Marshtacular Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2023
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Mike Pence targets Pete Buttigieg with homophobic insults: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/03/mike-pence-targets-pete-buttigieg-with-homophobic-insults/
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Christian version of ChatGPT based on the Bible has some bad news for Republicans: https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/a-christian-chatbot-has-some-bad-news-for-republicans
Vivek Ramaswamy reveals the 'dirty little secret' of climate religion:
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, not safe for work unless you work here at the podcast. |
| 0:06.4 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Zippercrooter and by the |
| 0:12.4 | new Coming of Age sitcom for Christian Nationalists, Proud Boy Meets World. |
| 0:17.9 | Proud Boy Meets World. |
| 0:19.2 | I actually had to check on Pure Flix to make sure they didn't already make this. |
| 0:23.3 | They did not. |
| 0:24.6 | And now, The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:26.8 | Hey there, this is Marke Mack reporting from the recording studio I trapped myself in while |
| 0:32.0 | trying to make a fucking Catholic meditation app. |
| 0:34.7 | And we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men. |
| 0:56.4 | Ah, it's Thursday. |
| 1:03.3 | It's March 23rd. |
| 1:05.2 | And it's Ramadan. |
| 1:06.8 | Yeah, because where does religious endangerment begin, but with the self? |
| 1:11.8 | I'm Michael Marshall. |
| 1:14.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:15.2 | I'm Heathen Wright. |
| 1:16.4 | And from Samuel Alito's New Jersey. |
| 1:18.7 | And our Michigan and Liverpool England, this is The Skating Atheist. |
| 1:23.6 | Oh, this week's episode Virginia gives a whole new meaning to periodic investigation. |
| 1:29.0 | The religious zealots of the Taliban will find that just not cut out for clerical work. |
| 1:33.8 | And Gwyneth Paltrow experiments with putting noxious gas into her butthole. |
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