It's time for episode 526 of the Clockwise podcast from Relay FM, recorded Wednesday, October 25th, 2023.

Clockwise, Four People, Four hands out USBC cables for Halloween.

I am one of your spooky hosts, Micah Sargent, And I am joined across the internet by my good pal

and my dungeon buddy. Because we play Dungeons and Dragons online together, it's Dan the

ghoul Moran. Hi, Dan. Hi, Micah. I would have gone with Dan the boogeyman Morin. But,

you know, that's just me.

Oh, that's good. Thanks. Well, I'm trying. That's why you're the writer.

I just want to know that we're handing out good USBC cables and not those crappy, like, power only cables. Come on. Let's not be the house that gives out the power only cables. Nobody likes them.

Yeah, ours actually, not only are they the better ones, they have the necessary markings

screen printed onto the cable so you know that they are the right ones.

I'm imagining a kid going, like, pulling out a thing of, going, Thunderbolt four cables,

this is the best however.

They're giving out full-size Thunderbolt. Full-size cables. This is the best however. They're giving out full-size thunderbolt.

Full-size cables.

Exactly. We don't hand out. We hand out king-sized thunderbolt cables, actually.

All right. Let us get around to introducing the guests at this cobweb covered table.

To my left is the editor-in-chief of No Jitter and the

program co-chair of Enterprise Connect. It's Lisa. I'm trying to think of something spooky,

but I can't think of anything fast enough Schmeisser. Welcome back to the show, Lisa.

What up, witches? There we go.

Let the record show we're actually the house that hands out full-sized candy bars on holiday. Oh, my God.

I'm trick-or-treating in your neighborhood, Lisa.

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