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I was going to, I don't, I'm starting to run out of ideas of what to do at the start of this.

Should I just?

I feel like that's what our show is.

When people always ask, like, how do you guys prep?

I'm like, we definitely start the show without knowing where we're going to go.

Yeah, I mean, I think like you need to just like... Get the jitters out. The cobwebs. I don't know if the jitters are what I'm getting out. You're going to say jizz. I'm not going to start. You're going to get the jizz out. What would you do? if you got the jizz out if like i like legit was no i can't i can't even say that i wouldn't do that

do what jerk off right now If you got the giz out? If like I like legit was no I can't even say that

I wouldn't do that.

Do what?

Jerk off right now.

On the show? No like, why are you crying? What are you doing? My dog's here. He's already causing a scene He's beat. Oh, look at here he goes. Beating me up. He's fucking little rat. Come up here, buddy. He's crying because he because he Who's this? Say something

Say, go.

Okay.

What if he just started talking? That would be pretty cool. He started talking? That would be pretty cool. What would be the first question you'd ask him? Do you love me? A thousand percent, right? A thousand percent. Yeah. Honestly? Okay, so it's funny that this actually happened just now because this is a real thing I wanted to talk about.

Yesterday, A thousand percent. Yeah. You honestly? Okay. So it's funny that this actually happened just now because this is a real thing I wanted to talk about. Yesterday I cried for the first time in a while so hard, sobbing tears coming down my face because I saw a video of something with a dog. You got to stop with these dog videos. I'm going to make – you got to stop with these dog videos. You need to go see the horror movie. What I need is a, like, I don't even know. I need to find a medicine that will make this thing

live forever because I'm not going to be the same. This thing. He doesn't even view it as a person.

I definitely do. So this is the thing that made me cry. I saw this video yesterday and it's a video

of this couple and their dog and they're sitting on a bench and there's a sign next to them and it's it's a video of this couple and their dog and they're sitting on a bench and

there's a sign next to them and it says it's our dog's last day give us some advice and him a treat

we brought lots and it's like the sad music and they're sitting there and the dog is like whatever

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