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🗓️ 13 November 2019
⏱️ 158 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, mommies. It's me, the water champ, the personality champ, the holding it down champ as my sweet love. Tom is out on the road. He currently I think he's in judo activities right now. |
0:13.2 | And he has been working so hard this month and he's got some dates. I'm going to read now. Okay, Charlotte, North Carolina on the 13th of November. And then the 14th is in Pensacola. |
0:24.2 | And then the 15th Lake Charles Louisiana Austin sold out, forget it. The 29th the day after Thanksgiving around there in Melbourne, Florida. |
0:34.0 | And then the 30th Miami and then December 5th, Eerie, Pennsylvania. |
0:39.9 | The six, oh, let's sold out, forget that one. Okay, Columbus on the 6th of December. Let's go. |
0:47.8 | And Windsor Ontario December 8th, my birthplace. And that's it. The end of the year on the 28th of December and Honolulu Hawaii. And on the 29th, Caloo, Halihala, Halahai. I don't know how to say it. |
1:03.7 | C-c-c-h-h-lui. |
1:06.4 | Yeah, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know your home is more beautiful than anything I can ever imagine. And then 2020, there's a million dates. Let's not even go there. He's doing a residency in Vegas. |
1:20.3 | He is just everywhere. And I love him so much. And I miss him. And I know you guys do too. But we've got a killer episode for you, which I'll get into. Okay. And then my dates. |
1:29.0 | At 3 the end of the year, I met flappers and Burbank in the Yuhu room. I'll do my residency every Thursday. Tickets go really fast. It's just intimate 50 or so people Seattle, Portland almost completely gone. And then Burbank. And then 2020. I've got dates in Houston, January 30th, February 14th. That's Valentine's Day in Tampa, the Tampa improv. March 13th through 14th Miami improv. March 26th or 28th Dallas. |
1:57.0 | At the Addison improv, April 34th, Judo Arc Titties, Caroline's Comedy Club, April 24th and 25th in Moline, Tim La, Iowa at the Funny Bone, and then June 12th and 13th Phoenix Arizona at Standup Live tickets at Christina P on line. There you go. So much. |
2:14.3 | We have so much for you in this episode so excited. We have Judd Apatow coming in and Wayne Fetterman, his buddy as well. And we had so much fun talking to him. You guys all know him. He's a very famous director, standup comedian. I mean, what has he done? He's kind of amazing. So enjoy this episode and I'll see you soon. |
2:37.5 | Right, Mommy. All right. We're here. This is called a set. I don't know if you've ever been on a set before. Well, part of it is real and part of it is like not finished. Yeah. Well, that's the whole vibe we're going for. We want it to be real and not finished. People won't see that side. They'll never see it. They'll never see it. Cool. You just revealed the biggest secret we have. It's like the Wizard of Oz when you see the sat. You're like, oh, I don't know if you like our colors, but we are sponsored by Morton Stakehouse. |
3:04.9 | Yeah, and I can get you. I can get you like a discount on an appetizer. But only at certain locations. I think of a Ruth Chris feel. Wow. Yeah. |
3:16.3 | Judd Apatow and Wayne Fetterman are joining us today. You've always got a dozen or so projects going on. Yes. You just got back from New York. You were directing the new Pete Davidson. |
3:30.4 | I was. I was directing a new Pete Davidson movie. Well, there isn't another one. Right. So you're directing the Pete Davidson movie. Yeah. |
3:40.4 | Which also stars Bill Burr. Never heard of him. Never heard of him. What does he? What does he play in the movie? |
3:46.0 | He plays a whimsical fair. He plays a fireman who is dating Pete's mom. Got you. |
3:58.2 | Oh, that's when Bill was rocking the mustache for a while. Yes, because he's a fireman. A lot of the fireman wear mustaches. So Bill for many months had that had to wear a very specific kind of large mustache. |
4:09.9 | It seemed appropriate. I mean, he looked like it looked like it fit him. You know what I mean? Sometimes you see someone in a mustache. You're like, you really look like shit man. You need to. |
4:17.5 | But like his actually kind of I never got to see him. Oh, he posted some like photos and stuff. |
4:23.4 | Because I feel like if he weren't a comedian, he might be a firefighter. He might be. Yeah. The fireman just took to him. Yeah. They loved him. |
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