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Ghostrunners

524 - The Ghostie Getaway Just Got CRAZY

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Brad needs his own real estate reality show, the boys talk constellations a tad, and then quiz Timon on college basketball teams. Book your spot NOW for the 2026 Ghostie Getaway before they're gone!! https://www.ghostrunners.life/travel Get in touch with Cam for your financial planning needs! Email - cameron.michalak@prudential.com Web - https://oldlinewealth.com/  Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Catherine and the kids have been gone for feels like an eternity, Jake.

0:04.8

They just got home last night.

0:07.6

And while she's gone, I go on either one of two modes as a man.

0:12.9

I either go into like 19-year-old frat guy.

0:16.5

Okay.

0:17.1

Or like just super clean, neat freak. Like, let's get this house perfect because kids aren't

0:23.7

going to mess anything up in the house. Okay. I think more circumstantially than actually because I

0:29.7

needed to do this, I, or because I want to do this, I turned into the 19 year old frat guy. Nice.

0:34.5

I mean, like, literally, like, I didn't have any, I left, I ran out of spoons eventually, like, because I used them all on cereal. I ate cereal and just didn't do any dishes for a long time. And so finally, like, and part of the reason I didn't do the dishes is my least favorite thing in the entire world as far as, like, house stuff goes, is emptying the clean dishes out of the dishwasher

0:55.5

unloading unloading yeah i don't know why i i it's not that hard i think it's bending down i

1:01.0

hate the ground i i hate it like i'll do the top top section just fine idea what about like just

1:07.7

like a a chest level dishwasher is that so impossible yeah or like a chest level dishwasher? Is that so impossible?

1:11.6

Yeah. Or like a waste level.

1:13.9

Just a long waist level dishwasher. Like make it longer.

1:18.2

I don't know. Yeah. Waste.

1:19.7

Just height and make. Yeah. Put it at the count. Put it up at like the cabinet height.

1:24.8

Why not just load them up? I'd much rather load none low. Why isn't the cabinet,

1:29.0

the dishwasher? I don't know. Maybe someday it will be. Right? Like, oh, I'm putting my

1:36.2

dirty dishes away. Yeah. They get cleaned where they, and then they just sit. I kind of feel

1:43.1

this way. Not exactly that.

1:44.5

But like, I will wash by hand a pot that we just use our pan.

1:49.4

And I know we're going to use that pan tomorrow for breakfast.

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