524: Roger Baba Helmer Dook

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Hoik up your britches and join us in the Regular Features tide pool, but mind you don't step on a hermit crab or one of those cool wet slugs. They were here first and we are their guests in the tide pool. We must always remember that the wet slug is our hostess. Write it down. Write down in your copybook that the wet slug is your hostess before you get into the tide pool. In this episode, Joe is visited by a Babadook who wants to set the record straight. And Steve's received a newsletter from Roger Helmer with some top ideas about where to house asylum seekers. Log? Well, Log attended. He was *there*. You can't take that away from him.

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0:21.4	Yes, it's, I believe it's reverb, full reverb.
0:25.0	Very wet, very wet, full reverb.
0:28.8	Yes, and also constant bleeps and bloops from a computer, please.
0:32.8	That's what I need.
0:34.0	That's where we are this week.
0:35.8	Get ready for it.
0:37.7	My name's John Blythe, and I am paying the penance for not having a feature this week by introducing the podcast.
0:45.9	But I am surrounded by too much more diligent men, diligent and talented men who have put the effort in,
0:53.9	and they've come up with something for you
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0:57.4	Joe Scrabbles.
0:58.6	Yes.
0:59.6	What have you got for these worthy readers who deserve a lot more than I've fucking managed?
1:04.0	I've put a lot of effort into stealing someone else's character that they'd done before
1:08.4	and just doing that sort of again.
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