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The Basement Yard

#523 - The Pocket Is Hot

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement.

0:07.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:10.0

There she is the Queen of England.

0:14.0

Are you saying wow?

0:15.0

Wow, that was a wow.

0:16.0

Your face looked a little like a doll like a...

0:19.0

It felt kind of doll-like, to be honest. It did. It felt fake. Yeah. It felt not real. Right. Is that a new shirt? It's very white. It's so white, right? Yeah. It is new. White as fuck. I got it yesterday. Really? I love shirts. I love t-shirts. White t-shirts? Like a good white t-shirt. Phenomenal.

0:37.7

And this is from...

0:38.6

They're not a sponsor anymore.

0:40.1

A pair of thieves. I'll give them a shout-out. It's a great shirt. It's great. Great shirt. Great boxers, too. Yeah. I'm boxed out on them also. What does that mean? I'm wearing their boxers. Oh, are you? You want to see them?

0:52.3

Sure.

0:54.7

Are you giving yourself a wedgy over there?

0:56.4

What's going on?

0:57.0

No.

0:58.0

I'm... They're boxers. Oh, are you? Want to see them? Sure.

1:11.0

Are you giving yourself a wedgy over there? What's going on? No. I'm in an era of life where I'm really into like soft box. Oh, I didn't know. Bro, I thought you were going to say wedgies. Come on, brother. There was someone at our show that was into that, remember? Oh, yeah. someone at our show was like, I'm really, I have a wedgy kink.

1:11.6

I like to give him.

1:12.6

I like to get them. That's crazy.

1:13.1

I don't know.

1:13.7

Like, you're our show was like, I'm really, I have a wedgy kink.

1:11.0

I like to give him, I like to get them.

1:12.5

That's crazy.

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