#522: The Sin of Happiness

Tell Em Steve-Dave

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🗓️ 10 July 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Q’s in the dumps, 4th of July, Amish gazebos, the boys celebrate a murder.

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0:00.0	Why the fuck should I open my fucking mouth and say anything to the universe about being happy?
0:30.0	Ah, my religion takes sage very seriously and I don't like the deep mother tongue.
0:42.0	But that joke could offend this one or that one. Did you know the indigenous people of Canada or would be offended by that fucking joke?
0:48.0	It was...
0:57.0	Tell them Steve Dave.
0:58.0	Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	And here with the BQ.
1:04.0	I fucked up.
1:05.0	You fucked up?
1:06.0	Yeah, I know.
1:07.0	I fucking took it last week. I said I was happy.
1:10.0	And mother fucker, why the fuck should I open my fucking mouth and say anything to the universe about being happy?
1:18.0	It jinxed your son.
1:19.0	Oh God, dude. This has been fucking one thing after another.
1:23.0	And then like a crushing like chemical depression layered on top of it.
1:27.0	I'm like a mockery of what I was not two weeks ago.
1:32.0	Really?
1:33.0	Yeah. I couldn't fucking the whole time.
1:35.0	I'm sitting there thinking like I can't even... You know when you get so fucking weary, tired and bummed that you can't even fucking think?
1:42.0	Yeah.
1:43.0	That's what I've been with almost sits like fucking walk that of the studio.
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