Hello boys and girls this is Harlan Williams and you're on the Harlan Highway

What was that all about?

Hey gang, thanks for being here.

Interesting show today.

Only two topics today.

We have one topic where we're gonna talk about sticking your private parts

where they don't belong.

Yes, apparently it's becoming a problem in society.

And we have to talk about men who are sticking their

penises into things that shouldn't be stuck in to, if that's even right grammar.

And then secondly, I got a very interesting phone call, more of a serious topic, but something I thought that should be addressed

because one of you pavement pounders asked to talk about it.

So I'm going to do that.

Someone was calling in and asking about Al-Qaeda and the ramifications of terrorists and the

effect they have on our society and how they've damaged the United States and will there be more attacks?

And the question actually came through a 10-year-old kid and I don't know it led me to kind of ramble on about a lot of things pertaining to

you know the United States and its national security and terrorism and things like that so very

diverse show penises and things and submarines here on the Harland Highway.

Welcome to the Harland Highway. Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I will look for you.

Does your mother know what you're doing for the living?

The Harlan Highway.

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