#521 - The First Day Of School

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement.
0:02.0	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:09.0	How you doing, Frank?
0:12.0	It's been a day.
0:13.0	It's been a day so far.
0:15.0	I just realized you're wearing a Rainforest Cafe shirt.
0:18.0	Sort of.
0:19.0	It says Picky Boys Cafe as a whole...
0:21.5	Enjoy the lawsuit.
0:22.9	Fucking moron. What are you doing? They're coming after you for that one, my friend. Get this guy. Did they... Well, I guess they're like on the way out, the rainforest cafe. So they're probably hikes about... I mean, he's keeping them fucking... Yeah, you're single-handedly keeping them. If anything, yeah, they should thank me.
0:36.7	Yeah, yeah.
0:37.1	When we were in Vegas, I passed by one in the...
0:40.5	In the... fucking yeah you're single-handedly if anything yeah they should thank me yeah yeah when we were in Vegas
0:38.2	I passed by one in the in the tax
0:41.2	in the Uber and I was just I sent the picture
0:43.7	to him and he's like I would go with you a hundred times
0:45.5	over a hundred you know like I'm just down
0:48.3	I just is it like
0:49.9	it's it's just like a Fridays right
0:53.4	like a TGI Fridays yeah but, but like way cooler. Because of the fake leaves. Yeah. And because every like 30 minutes they play thunder and lightning and water sounds. Yep. Do they? Yeah. Yeah, that's the idea of the rainforest part of it. Huh. That makes sense. And it's just like cheap looking. I'd rather go to Chuck Eucky Cheese, brother. Well, this is a horrible battle. Why? I'd rather go to hell than both. One of them probably is like hell. I'll let you figure out which one. Yeah, it's been a, it's been a day. Why? It was, I mean, you know why. It was Ruby's first day of school.
1:29.7	Yeah.
1:30.7	I did, I got text this morning from you and Greg.
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