521: Alan Levinovitz

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Alan Levinovitz, author, professor, and genius skeptic, joins the DTFH!

Check out Alan's latest book, Natural: How Faith in Nature's Goodness Leads to Harmful Fads, Unjust Laws, and Flawed Science, wherever you buy your books!

Original music by Aaron Michael Goldberg.

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0:00.0	Greetings to you, my beautiful loves. It's me, Trussell, and this is the Duncan Trussell
0:06.7	Family Hour Podcast. Thank you for joining us by us. I mean, I guess the sum total of everyone
0:14.5	listening to the podcast, which is a trillion people. It expands out through time and space.
0:21.1	People in Harlow Earth listen to this podcast. Obviously, denizens of other realms listen
0:28.9	to this podcast. It shows up in a lot of different ways. Sometimes it's the sound of a cat.
0:34.1	Fucking, that's in the quadriness, zelvago nexus. And sometimes it's this deep, thick, beautiful,
0:45.6	silky, masculine, alluring, charming, dazzling, lovely, magnificent, pleasing, exquisite,
0:56.7	grand, and splendid voice. You are curin, curin, weeping, cute. Did I train? I just want to put this
1:09.2	out for all my journalists out there listening, because honestly, I'm tired of answering the question.
1:15.8	I get it all the time. How did you train your voice to sound like a combination,
1:21.9	sonic boom, and goddess orgasm? The answer, muskratcom. Yeah, you heard me right. The semen of muskrats
1:33.2	contains within it a very powerful vocal resonator that wraps itself around the human vocal chords.
1:40.3	You try to swallow muskratcom, and you're going to get a big surprise if you think it's going to
1:45.6	go slithering down your neck tube into your bag of acid, because it's not. It has its own kind of
1:55.2	strange sentience. It's been compared to a slime mold, the way that a slime mold is simultaneously
2:01.6	one thing, and a lot of things, also known as a synchocinca beta top of the simultaneous oneness
2:07.2	and difference. A slime mold can solve wordle puzzles. A slime mold will help you if you're in a
2:13.6	bad relationship, and most importantly, a slime mold is the best friend you will ever have.
2:20.1	And the stoic philosopher, desicus, claims that 100% of his wisdom came from communicating with the
2:28.5	slime mold. Now, muskratcom is not a slime mold. In fact, they're completely different, but what
2:37.2	they do have in common is that they both feel good when they splatter all over your face. The
2:43.9	difference between the two is if you eat a slime mold, it will go right into your bag, whereas
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