520: Just the Facts Ma'am Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, North Dakota bans Heffalumps AND Woozles, long-winded priests are about to get the hook like Showtime at the Apollo, and we’ll learn that Jehovah’s Witnesses come pre-shunned.
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Headlines:
Diatribe story: https://religionnews.com/2023/01/26/he-gets-us-organizers-hope-to-spend-1-billion-to-promote-jesus-will-anyone-care/
Idiot Bill in Montana would ban everything in science class except “scientific fact”: https://ncse.ngo/draft-antiscience-bill-montana
Nebraska Democrat trolls anti-drag bill by filing an amended version to ban church camps: https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2023/01/democrat-files-bill-to-ban-church-youth-camps-as-hotbeds-of-child-abuse-religious-indoctrination/
ND bill aims to ban accommodations for students who identify as trans or 'animal species':
https://www.christianpost.com/news/north-dakota-bill-seeks-to-ban-accommodations-for-trans-animal-students.html
Mike Lindell will run “election crime unit” for RNC in 2024: https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-election-crime-unit/
Pope says long homilies are terrible and priests need to keep it under 10 minutes: https://www.ncronline.org/vatican/vatican-news/long-homilies-are-disaster-keep-it-under-10-minutes-pope-says

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, by the time I finish this sentence, this podcast will already have started using words
0:05.0	like fuck.
0:06.0	This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by stamps.com, Adam and Eve,
0:10.8	Zippercruder, and by the new skin cream for those who's beliefs, shape against natural
0:15.6	selection, evolution.
0:18.0	Evolution, because evolution just, it didn't sound right no matter how I pronounced it.
0:23.7	And now, The Skating Atheist.
0:26.6	For all you Trump supporters out there, this is Brandon's business manager.
0:30.8	He's not going back to any of you until you finish paying for last time, stop using your
0:35.9	rifles as sex toys, and for God's sake, ease up on the ax body spray.
0:41.2	He also told me that you're deniled that we evolved from filthy monkey men is almost a
0:46.1	definition of irony.
1:09.1	It's February 2nd, and it's the feast of the purification of the virgin meeting of
1:15.9	the Lord.
1:16.9	Yeah, because if your holidays don't sound like dark magic spells, how are we going to
1:22.4	know how crazy your cult is?
1:26.4	I am no illusions.
1:27.4	Um, Eli Bosnick.
1:28.4	Um, he's done right.
1:29.4	And from Ms. Marvel's New Jersey, Anna Ramishkin and Wakecross Georgia, this is The Skating
1:34.8	Atheist.
1:35.8	Oh, this week's episode, North Dakota, Bands, Heffel Lumps, and Woozles.
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