52: Would You Rather Have More Money vs More Time | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 800 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

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Would You Rather Have More Money vs More Time
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0:00.0	Ty, when you had your first child, did you all of a sudden start being late when you were notorious for being on time?
0:06.4	Well, no, because school started at 7.30. I was 14, so I had to go.
0:12.1	You had a baby 14?
0:14.2	Yeah.
0:15.4	Are you really, did you really, Ty?
0:18.2	My daughter, my oldest daughter is 25.
0:21.2	You're 14, you said? I don't know how old you are, though, Ty. I daughter, my oldest daughter is 25. You were 14, you said?
0:22.4	I don't know how old you are though, Ty.
0:24.3	I'm 40.
0:28.0	That checks out, that math checks.
0:29.4	Is that why you went to hear how y'all met
0:31.3	at the We Are Parents at 14 Club?
0:36.5	Were you really 14, Ty?
0:38.3	Yeah, so I got on my first go.
0:41.3	You know, he said he was only going to put the tip in
0:43.3	and that you couldn't get pregnant on your first time.
0:45.3	He was incredibly wrong.
0:47.3	You couldn't get pregnant on your first time?
0:50.3	On his first time having, my brother's girlfriend got pregnant
0:53.3	the first time they both had sex.
0:55.7	Oh, God.
0:57.0	And that's the sad part about it because it's like, ooh, you was a fast-ass-old girl.
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