52: They Always Come Back

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.2 • 82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

One time she punched me in the face…it was awesome And THAT is how your partner is gonna feel about you because this week Sofia is teaching you ALL about how to reclaim your power in a relationship! Boyfriend taking you for granted? Did you catch him looking at the girls on his Instagram timeline just a LITTLE too long before scrolling? Don’t worry, Sofia’s got you. After today’s Sloot University seminar you will have ALL the tips and tricks that will have him eating right out of your hands…and pussy! Next, Sofia discusses the many theories behind why guys cum in so many women…and I promise it is NOT because he “really” likes you…or whatever bullshit he’s feeding you while he’s ripping your tampon out of your vagina. Because apparently, people are doing that nowadays. Just another day in the office here at Sloot Media! Listen up bitches. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes: ShipStation: http://shipstation.com promo code SOFIA to get a 60 day free trial The Pill Club: http://thepillclub.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Glamnetic: http://glamnectic.com/SOFIA and enter promo code SOFIA at checkout for 30% off! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:37.2	Hi, everybody. Welcome to Sophia with an F. Hi, Alex. Hi, Sophia.
0:43.5	I have my producer here. If you can kind of sense in my voice,
0:48.8	this is a little bit of a different episode, which you probably fucking can't,
0:52.0	because I just fucking started talking. You would be absolutely correct.
0:56.3	I am just, I'm trying something new and something different where I just don't give a shit.
1:04.8	Guys, you know I give a shit. I'm just like, I'm being more chill and we're relaxed and like laid back,
1:12.3	you know, compared to like what I have been doing. Yeah.
1:15.2	I think that's going to be better. Starting with a little repressed memory that I had.
1:24.5	And I thought about it for the first time today in, I don't know how fucking long, like 20 years.
1:31.1	Really? My sixth grade talent show. No. No, fuck. Was it eighth grade?
1:38.7	Whatever. It was my middle school talent show. Oh, no. I, with my friend Amira, shout out.
1:46.5	We decided that we were going to shake our asses to what's left? Fat Joe, a shanty, and jaw
1:57.0	rule. Do you know that song? Of course. We decided that it was appropriate. Okay.
2:07.0	At my Catholic fucking private school eighth grade to, oh my god, to start at the top of the bleachers.
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