52 - Tactical Emery Board

Delete This!

Hank Green

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Let's talk about ocean garbage, Notre Dame, milking the gush, tactical emery boards, Antman, and flicking people off instead of flipping them.

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0:00.0	Oh gosh, big rig, stuck on the big rig.
0:03.0	Stuck on the big rig's coming.
0:05.0	Big rig's coming.
0:07.0	Big rig wants to be on the podcast.
0:10.0	Why haven't we made all this stuff wireless yet?
0:13.0	Do you use these headphones sometimes, right?
0:16.0	Not that specific pair, but...
0:19.0	Yeah, but this brand.
0:20.0	Yeah.
0:21.0	Have you ever heard it play the Adams family theme?
0:24.6	No. Sometimes when I am have those headphones in and I'm not playing anything
0:30.0	very, very quietly they go
0:32.8	do they go do do do do do do do no and I'm like you did it again I'm not
0:41.7	fucking imagining this you played the Adam's family theme and you didn't not do it on purpose.
0:49.0	So like just you're wearing them and nothing else is like.
0:52.0	It's just very high-pitched. She goes
0:53.2	do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. The thing that I was mad about having seen
0:58.2	Catherine is this tweet with 148,000 likes. Did you know that the one billion dollars that has been
1:04.2	donated to Notre Dame would be enough to clean up all of the Great Pacific garbage patch?
1:11.2	From dupe. Okay, so first of all, no. No, it would not be. Second, scientists have no idea how to clean up the Great Pacific garbage patch. It is a massive area with not a dense collection of garbage.
1:27.6	Yeah, it doesn't look like that picture. As you can tell by the fact that you can see
1:31.5	fucking mountains in the background.
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