Hello, lesbians.

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good night to everyone listening.

This is giving...

Where's that from?

Was that from the film with Jim Carrey in it?

Is it?

What, Liar Liar?

No.

No, the one where... Bruce Almighty? No, the one where his whole life is fake. I literally mentioned it earlier today. Truman Show. Truman Show. I'm pretty sure. He says, like, good afternoon, good morning. I think so, yeah, probably. I've only watched it like once years ago.

I went through a phase where I thought I was in the Truman Show.

I still kind of think it to this day.

It's called mental illness. So yeah, probably. I've only watched it like once years ago. I went through a phase where I thought I was in the Truman show.

I still kind of think it to this day.

Honestly.

It's called mental illness and dissociation. No, it's not actually. It's not dissociation. It's the fact that everywhere that I went would suddenly get busy. And it happened everywhere I went and it was so annoying. like a place that's usually dead I'd go into

and then all of a sudden it'd be really busy

I'd walk into the shop

and then we'd know on's usually dead i'd go into and then all of a sudden it'd be

really busy i'd walk into the shop there and then i'd go to pay and there'd be queues and i was like

what a shroom and show true or it could just mean that you've done something bad in a past life

and it's just coming back to haunt you in the most annoying way possible to queue for everything

yeah yeah fair enough we haven't actually talked about the event that we had. It was a couple of weeks ago now, wasn't it? Oh, God, it was insane. It was really good. It was so good. We had the garden bar, which is around Notting Hill, and it was just like a massive enclosed garden. And I'd say there's about 400, 450 lesbians.

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