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Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

52 Constantius

Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

Comedy, History

4.9742 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

"Well done Constantius! You are Caesar! You now rule all the land from here to... well, you see that island over there? Yes? The one held by the enemy, that's the one, yes, well, that's now yours! well done! Off you go to rule..." See how Constantius tackles the might of the roaring English Channel and the screaming Frankish pirates. Can he defeat the first British Empire? Find out in this week's Totalus Rankium!

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0:00.0

Welcome to Totalis Rankium. I am Jamie.

0:28.1

And I'm Rob, ranking all the emperors from Augustus to Augustus, and this is episode 52, Constantius.

0:33.9

Constantius. Now you may have noticed from the background ambiance.

0:38.3

It's a slightly different room. We are in a different room.

0:39.3

We've never recorded in this room before.

0:41.3

No, the laminated floor.

0:42.3

Yes.

0:43.3

Yeah.

0:44.3

We're at my place.

0:47.3

Yes.

0:48.3

For reasons that will become clear if you listen to our other podcast,

0:53.3

Whiskey Totalis Rankium.

0:55.0

Good plugging Rob.

0:56.0

Yeah, that's good, isn't it?

0:57.0

But Constatius didn't drink whiskey.

1:00.0

No, didn't.

1:01.0

No. So let's move on to him.

1:03.0

Okay, so before we start, a bit of a tetrarchy recap.

1:07.0

Yes, yes please.

1:09.0

Because it does get confusing, doesn't it? It does, yeah.

1:11.6

Right, okay.

1:12.6

So Diocletian, remember him?

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