All characters and events in this show, even those based on real people, are entirely fictional.

All voices are impersonated, poorly.

The following program contains coarse language, and due to its content, should not be listened to by anyone.

Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages. Fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim.

Who shall rekindle the fire. Who shall save us?

Here at the Burger King.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast. I couldn't remember what it was for a second there, even though I've been doing this for over two years. With me tonight, I have Kyle who plays Utax. Get ready for Rush Hour. Ben, who plays Scrag. What? Keep going. Hello. Scott who plays Inungilon. Megovana and Melanine. Scott, who plays Enungilon.

Megovana and Melanine.

Matt, who plays Caldius.

We must do research.

And Stephanie, who plays Denius.

Greetings and salutation.

Oh, no.

It's very disappointing. There are three words that should never be spoken on this podcast.

I'm just kidding.

Jeez. Anyway, guys, how you doing tonight?

Good.

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