52: B*tch Better Have My Barney

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

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🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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We're back and covering the Rihanna Concert between two football halves, NYC smelling like trash and the #NotMyBarney situation that's about to take over the internet. Tune in! FRIEND OF THE SHOW, SARAH TIANA, HAS A NEW SPECIAL OUT. IT'S CALLED "44" AND AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING AT MOMENT.CO/SARAHTIANA! SUPPORT HER! Follow us on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/justinmartindale https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios

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0:00.0	Hello lovers, I wanted to wish you all a happy Valentine's day here on Just Say It with
0:24.6	Justin Martinil. I'm your delicious host, Justin Martinil. Okay, I couldn't do it anymore. I wanted to,
0:32.3	but I'm not Austin Butler. What's going on, everyone? Happy Valentine's Day. We have a sweet and rich,
0:41.9	sensual, sexy, sex episode for you guys today. First of all, John, how are you?
0:53.6	Now a little bit nauseous. What? Yeah, that was not a great opening, but I thought it was a good
0:59.0	opening. I wanted to like create a mood, you know, for all the lovers and the couples and the
1:05.8	thruples and the polys out there to get them really going. It's Valentine's Day. Okay, well,
1:14.3	you did that. You did that. Was it weird? It was, it was weird. Well, okay, fine. I tried,
1:22.3	I tried to be a good loving Valentine and I even gave chocolate out. And here's what I love
1:31.1	about Valentine's Day. I love that everyone gets. Siri was not having it. I was like, here's
1:40.3	what I love. I'm sorry. Hold on, let me turn this bitch off. Okay, too many sounds. What I love
1:53.8	about Valentine's Day is the day before Valentine's Day because I went to a CVS and there was about
2:02.4	five or six guys panicking at the card section just looking and scoping and I was looking for a
2:10.0	card as well, but I saw everyone there and I was like, no, I'll wait. I'm not going to, I'm not
2:16.5	going to do this. I'm not going to be that guy. I was like, like either two or three guys have to
2:22.6	go or I'll just get it today. And I went to Target and I got a nice card for Evan. But like,
2:28.5	I was like, I'm not waiting around for this. And it got to the point where they were vocalizing
2:32.1	and they knew it was weird because they started talking to each other. They were like, wow,
2:36.7	it's really slim, slim pickens. What do you do? What are you going to end up with? Like,
2:43.5	go to another store. But it was so funny because a guy kept coming in. Another guy kept coming in
2:49.9	and it was just, I had to take a picture and I put it up on my Instagram. But anyways, I do love
2:54.1	Valentine's Day because of the little messages and candies. You know, they're always like, be mine
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