52: A Wake for The Knife

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Tim has had too much beer to record a live podcast but has found a new best friend while taking a cab in Portland, Oregon. That's good because he recently lost a friend, The Knife. The fellaz have dubbed themselves Freelance Coalminers. Mattress Pikelet King is a Gray - aliens who assumed human form and took over Hollywood. Timbo and Guyguy try to figure out which of them is Carrie and which is Big in the relationship and the results may surprise you.

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0:00.0	We just have a good rhythm together, you know. He sort of feels me out, I feel him out.
0:12.0	And, uh... I feel him out and we go for it.
0:18.7	Good evening Portland.
0:20.5	Yeah.
0:21.5	Yeah. yeah. Yeah. I.
0:24.0	That feels good.
0:29.0	That feels good.
0:30.0	Yeah.
0:31.0	Every time we come up too early by about 20 to 15 seconds and just sit through a brass band adaptation of the Sex and the City theme.
0:39.0	To its conclusion, thank you so much for coming out. Thank you, Portland. We appreciate you ever so much. It's such a pleasure to be in your beautiful city.
0:48.0	Yeah. We've had a great time today. I've got to say and I'd like to go on the record with this that Portland, Oregon is truly the
0:54.9	greatest city on God's green earth. The Willemets? Are you kidding me? I've been in New York. The Hudson River is Surridge. I've been in Chicago.
1:08.0	The Chicago River in Lake Michigan are two ways to a body of water. The Willemets is where it said, the people are friendly, the streets make sense.
1:15.4	Los Angeles is a goddamn wasteland, Portland. Thank you for having us.
1:26.9	And I believe that with all my heart, I will say that till I'm blue in the face. I will say that with one foot in the goddamn grave. I curse every other city and country on God's green, it's still God's green,
1:34.9	nave. This is such a weird request, but can we change mics?
1:38.8	Because I feel like yours is a lot louder than mine. And you are a man with a natural gift for projection.
1:45.2	Gino yeah no worries man. Thanks so have a comment that is so much louder. Do you know that
1:51.5	when I used to go up for food with my family?
1:54.0	I'm going to turn it down. You keep talking.
1:55.0	Why don't we just swap seats?
1:57.0	Yeah, no, no, no.
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