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The Basement Yard

#519 - We Have A Foot Fetish

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Yeah.....this one goes off the rails alittle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement.

0:06.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. What's up, Frank?

0:10.0

You know, being me, chilling, doing what I do, having one, two, two, two, to do,

0:17.0

fired. And how about you? You want to give it a go?

0:20.0

I think I could do anything better than that

0:21.0

So how anything better than that anything is a stretch

0:24.7

Mm-hmm you can

0:27.9

You can

0:28.6

Well and you also don't have ideas

0:30.8

Oh yeah these yeah see

0:35.7

I always wish I always try I try to do that how well do you think you can dance out of ten? What style of dance? Now we need to. Just you, just you, just a dance. Just like if someone were to come to me, watch me dance at a wedding, and rank me as a dancer? You know what? I knew you couldn't answer this question. I just knew it in my heart. You as like a whole, like what you think. Like, how good of a dancer am I? You know? I think I'm a solid 7.5. Okay. What about you? I'll take six. Whoa! I can move. Really? Yeah, a little bit. I did not expect that. I'm going to give you a beat.

1:11.1

I'm going to give you a beat.

1:11.8

Oh.

1:12.5

Wait, you got hips, though?

1:13.6

You could throw your shit around in a cirque?

1:15.1

I got hips.

1:15.6

I would love to go to a wedding with you.

1:18.0

I would love to because I feel like you would be a top tier wedding guest.

1:24.4

You would be hitting that bartender up, though. That final word was very important. Yeah. So are you more bar or more dance floor, or are you a perfect melding of the minds? I'd like to think I'm perfect, melding of the mind. I'd like to think I'm perfect. I go to the bar, and then I'll go dance for a little bit. And then'm like, eh, I was like, oh, I need another drink, go the bar. What's your, all right, it's good. It's good. Now, I know I've been open and vocal about my drink approach while at a wedding. Open bar, top tier. You just do like whiskey and soda or something, right? Yeah, Jameson and Ginger with a splash of a penis. What is it again?

2:02.8

I think you knew it was.

2:03.9

It's not that. soda or something, right? Jameson. Jameson and Ginger with a splash of penis.

2:01.6

What is it again? I think you knew it was. It's not that. Yeah, all night. All night. Yeah. And then... You won't do like a beer, though? If someone else gets it for me, I'm like, I'm not going to be like... See, am I crazy for thinking that with an open bar, same drink all night is criminal? that is criminal.

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