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Ghostrunners

519 - Just Drinks is Happening

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Timon played paintball, Jake heard the worst National Anthem ever, and Brad has a dilemma with his contractor. Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, the last time we recorded was, you know, a couple weeks ago.

0:05.2

And I think the day after we recorded, I went to go get a haircut.

0:09.2

Looks great.

0:09.9

Thank you.

0:10.4

Figured it was about time.

0:11.6

As I'm getting my haircut, this is at Lifetime Fitness.

0:14.5

The one is telling me about, you know, we ran this little promo for Valentine's Day,

0:19.1

and boy, it was the most popular one we've ever done.

0:21.5

You know, we're doing this couples, couples massage kind of thing.

0:26.6

Oh, that's kind of fun.

0:27.5

Just kind of like being nice.

0:28.6

Oh, because she told me like, but it's sold out.

0:31.5

And I'm going, oh, man, that's too bad.

0:34.1

We would have loved to do that.

0:35.5

That's great.

0:36.5

And then as I'm checking out,

0:37.6

she goes, a spot open up. You and your wife can actually do it. And I go, oh my gosh,

0:43.5

we have to. What time is it? Yeah. And so the people please are in us, I mean, just fully committed.

0:51.4

So we, I booked a haircut and I'm getting like a $200 massage.

0:56.5

So,

0:57.2

so then, yeah, we get this like couples massage.

1:00.8

So it's like, you know, same room, two tables.

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