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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Dr Steve, Dr Scott, and Tacie discuss The CDC finally wakes up (sort of) Tacie's nether regions (AGAIN) Doing things in your dreams you're glad were not real Poor doctor/client communication H2O2 in medicine Canker sores (aphthous stomatitis) Old people feet Identical kids aren't identical Total possible genetic combinations in humans Neuropathic pain Please visit: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net (now with NO !vermect!n!) (JUST KIDDING, Podcast app overlords! Sheesh!) roadie.doctorsteve.com (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) And our sponsor: BetterHelp.com/medicine (we all need a little help right now!) Also don't forget: Cameo.com/weirdmedicine (Book your old pal right now while he’s still cheap! "FLUID!") noom.doctorsteve.com (the link still works! Lose weight now before swimsuit season is over!) CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, mystery guests! Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:07.4	Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:13.8	Silly bookers?
0:14.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:17.1	Stop booking around and visit Onthebeach.com.
0:21.4	Conditions apply. Seven night minimum stay,bound only from selected airports for up to six people at all protected.
0:28.7	As we enter the new year, I've been reflecting upon which dating royalty will return to the Love Island Villa.
0:39.5	Lovers from across the land will be hoping they get the call to be a Love Island All-Star
0:44.5	and share values of kindness, compassion and snogging.
0:49.8	I urge them to love thy neighbour on the next Sun Lounger and hope that come January 13th on ITB2 and ITBX, love will reign supreme.
1:01.3	What did the vegetarian order at the steakhouse? The fillet melon. Melon. What happens to candy bars when they expire?
1:17.6	They go to the sweet hereafter.
1:24.6	What happened to the letter that fell off the billboard?
1:29.0	Nothing.
1:31.2	It's just a little dirt e.
1:54.8	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103, and made popular by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
2:01.5	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to!
2:04.1	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
2:06.7	I've got Tobolivir stripping from my nose.
2:12.0	I've got the leprosy of the heartbells, exacerbating my incredible woes.
2:17.7	I want to take my brain out and blasts with the wave, an ultrasonic, agographic, and a pulsating shave.
2:18.8	I want a magic pill.
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