518 - House MD

For Worse

Rich Vos & Bonnie McFarlane

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Rich gets some work done at a doctor’s house. Bonnie and Rich debate sneeze etiquette. Rich and Bonnie invite a third into their relationship with Bobby Kelly returning on the phone.

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0:00.0	This is this is I guess I'll just start off by saying that you and I got in a pretty
0:24.2	big fight the other night and look what I did to you. I blackened both your eyes. Can you
0:32.5	cheat in my glasses? Yeah, you could shake take your glasses off so people can see. Just
0:37.4	let them see it. Look at what I did to him. Spouse a abuse, man. It's not cool. Even when
0:45.0	it's lady on man. I apologize. Will you forgive me? Will you take me back? I'd never got
0:52.6	rid of you. Okay, it's easier to punch somebody in your eyes when they're sleeping to walk
0:58.5	in a room. No, no, you had a knife in your hand when I did it. Well, I was sleeping. You
1:04.9	were coming at me. When the knife, I told people I was coming at you with a knife. Your fake
1:10.6	story. I turned into a murderer. Well, I wanted to see you in tough. I wouldn't need a
1:17.2	knife to come at you. I'd knock you out with one fist and I've had many dreams where I've
1:21.4	done it. Well, I had a dream last night. You were a man and just yelling at me because when I was
1:27.7	sleeping, I must have been cold because the dream was on freezing this house. It's freezing and
1:34.5	you're going crazy and you punched a hole through the glass and me and Rina had you committed or
1:40.4	we called the police or something. Why did I punch the hole through the glass? Because I closed
1:43.9	the door on you, some door and you couldn't get in. So you punched a hole through the window like
1:48.8	that because it was too cold in the house. So I was cold when I was sleeping and I turned into a dream.
1:55.5	You ever have that? Yeah. Everybody has, right? So I had micro-needling done under my eyes. Like,
2:03.9	I was at a club during comedy last week and I met just doctor, a friend of Bobby Kelly's
2:13.3	and he was talking to me about this and I go, I'll do it. And, you know, I just, I get myself
2:19.5	into these things. Yeah, because you don't even like really do any research on it or anything.
2:25.2	I did research after I said I do it, but I didn't plan. Like, I never sat around one day going,
2:31.0	oh, I should do micro-needling. It was so fast. You're like, should I get a done? And then you're
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