518: Close Encounters Of The Sexual Kind
The Confessionals
Merkel Media
4.6 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2023
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Today in focus is an absolute reflection of the Guardian's mission, |
| 0:02.9 | a newspaper that was founded on its integrity and honesty. |
| 0:06.5 | Our mission is to speak truth to power and show people that change is possible. |
| 0:11.6 | This is a daily news podcast, exposing stories that you might not read about anywhere else. |
| 0:16.0 | We can take Guardian journalism and make it 3D. |
| 0:18.7 | It's real, it's here, it's us that's causing it. |
| 0:21.6 | There's been a hell of a lot to cover and the boy have recovered it. |
| 0:25.2 | Listen to today in focus every weekday on Spotify. |
| 0:30.4 | This was all circulating around the base that a giant had been killed but no one was supposed to talk about it. |
| 0:45.2 | I saw three long, boning fingers, reach up underneath the door, curl up to grab it and then disappear. |
| 0:56.2 | When he came over to me, dude, he slithered over to me. |
| 1:05.2 | And this giant comes out of the cave and they're all frozen. |
| 1:09.2 | And he starts running and firing at this giant. For the giant moves, he's got a spear in one hand and he's running really fast. |
| 1:18.2 | It spears, danics, pulls him up like this. |
| 1:21.2 | Somebody else shoot him in the face, shoot him in the face, they basically decap it. |
| 1:27.2 | Got priceless, got priceless, got priceless. He's got about 15 yards away from me. |
| 1:33.2 | I raised that 4 days, my blood is head off. |
| 1:36.2 | I feel something pulling at my leg and I look over and there are two small gray entity pulling it. |
| 1:45.2 | And there literally I'm getting pulled off that. |
| 1:48.2 | I reach my hand in this bush and I touch air, couldn't breathe and it couldn't move because I know I'm seeing a monster. |
| 2:15.2 | Welcome to the show where you're listening to the confessionals. |
| 2:19.2 | I'm your host Tony Merkel. Thanks for being here. If you have a crazy wild story, you... |
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