518: A Chill Day In
The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne
Headgum
4.6 • 9.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Hannah and Lamorne recap the second of a two-part episode arc that aired back to back in 2016. Hannah reminisces about filming the bachelorette POV and smashing a breadmaker, while Lamorne tells a story about an ill-timed contact high.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | Gather around. |
| 0:06.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:08.8 | Yes. |
| 0:10.3 | You better. You better marry a woman called Emmy. |
| 0:29.3 | Yep. |
| 0:30.3 | You just love it so much. |
| 0:32.1 | I'm working on it. |
| 0:33.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.8 | I'm working on it. |
| 0:34.8 | No crystals, only Emmys. |
| 0:36.7 | Please slide into the DMs. |
| 0:38.9 | Pitch yourself, this man would like to marry an Emmy. |
| 0:41.6 | Listen, for the folks out there who are watching this, you know, next week, Spider-N-War comes out. |
| 0:49.9 | And I would love it for you to just check the show out. |
| 0:53.6 | And when you're doing your Emmy voting, just think of your boy, you know? |
| 0:57.0 | Yes. Just go ahead, click that, click that. You know what, it's true. I look at your Emmy and I go, it looks lonely. Lonely, you know what I'm saying? Lonely. She needs a friend. She needs a friend. She needs a friend. Okay. It's like, no, the campaign. |
| 1:10.0 | It's not helping the campaign. |
| 1:11.6 | Also, what I realized is you don't need a wife named Emmy. I think you need a boyfriend named Oscar. We're trying to manifest here, okay? Yeah. You need to hang out with someone's Grammy. You know what I mean? You need a friend called Tony. This is what I'm talking about right now. We don't need any more Emmys. |
| 1:27.7 | Actually, we're changing the manifest agenda. |
| 1:29.7 | That's true. That's true. I need Oscar. On the Oscars. Tony's. Any Grammys out there. Come hang out. Come hang out. Lamarck's trying to fill a shelf. Just make it happen. Let's make it happen, folks. Oh, my gosh. |
| 1:42.8 | Return of Hodges. |
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