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🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the base. |
| 0:24.0 | Welcome back to the basement yard. What the heck are you doing, buddy? I'm glad to be here. Oh, no. Sempai. Don't bring that. That's the Riddler now? Oh, that. Bad? No, it was good, technically. It's just. What shirt are you wearing? Oh, we're doing. I thought we were just going to let this one go. He giggled on his way over. |
| 0:20.8 | Sorry I missed church. Bad? No, it was good technically. What shirt are you wearing? Oh, we're doing. |
| 0:21.4 | I thought we were just going to let this one go. He giggled on his way over. Sorry, I missed church today. I was at the Rainforest Cafe gooning. Oh, that means jerking off. Hey, man, you're fired. You're not allowed to wear that. I thought it'd be a funny little ha-ha. I also thought we were just gonna like gloss over it |
| 0:39.3 | But now I'm here |
| 0:40.1 | No one wants to glaze over your shirt. Yeah, I think everyone is. Unless it's you, apparently gooner. Got him. Got him. You did get him because he's gooning, which we've learned recently from the your... Cranking your dank. Yeah. |
| 1:12.6 | Choking your chicken. Weekly. As they would... Oh, it's... It's a weekly. It is a weekly episode, yeah. Oh. Stroking your shaft. Right. Right. He goes, shit. Tickling your... Feather dusting your bookcase. Tugging your boat. that's a better one. That's a good one, you know. |
| 1:19.7 | Tying up your, your, whoever you have for ransom. Welcome back to the basement yard. |
| 1:26.4 | We're having a great time. That was bad. That was bad. But that's also, like you're wearing a shirt confessing to a crime, indecent exposure. |
| 1:29.3 | You know, I'm just going to get off the shirt. |
| 1:32.1 | I have a gift for everybody here today. |
| 1:34.2 | Oh. |
| 1:34.6 | Oh. |
| 1:35.1 | We talked about stadium foods, and it turns out the Taramisu Yankee Cup. |
| 1:40.7 | Shut the fuck up. |
| 1:42.0 | My cousin at Fortunato's bakery makes them. |
| 1:44.7 | Your cousin is Fortunato? |
| 1:46.0 | My cousin's, |
| 1:46.4 | your cousin is the Fortunato bakery? Wait, he is Fortunato? He's Fortunato. Wow. Wait, your cousin is the bakery? Yeah, they work. And you never told us this before. It's their bakery or their bakery? Well, who else's would a pee? Wait, your cousin is Fortunato? |
| 2:00.7 | I don't know. |
| 2:00.9 | I'm saying it like a Jepetto. |
| 2:02.0 | He's, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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