517: The Land of Cancelled Toys with Noel Leon

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

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🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Join your hilarious host Eddie Ifft and Co-host Jason Auer as they sit down with the incredibly charming and drop-dead gorgeous model, Noel Leon, for a laughter-filled conversation that will have you in stitches.

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0:00.0	We're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit baby, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit baby, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit, yeah, we're talking shit
0:30.0	Yeah, we're talking shit, yeah,
1:00.0	drums, I'm really good at the air drums in the air guitar.
1:02.7	I play drums once in my life in a band and I have no training whatsoever.
1:09.3	This is a story.
1:10.3	And you played in a band?
1:11.3	This is a story I shouldn't tell because it can incriminate many, many, many comedians
1:16.8	that would never want their names heard.
1:20.0	I was in Dubai one night in the Middle East.
1:24.8	We found out prostitutes were $50, $50 for a prostitute.
1:30.4	And when we found that out, we were like, let's get 20 of them.
1:33.6	Yeah, a committee optional.
1:35.4	So we hired as many as we could to come back to this party at a house party in Dubai.
1:42.6	We didn't know the guy.
1:44.4	We got invited to some house party.
1:46.8	There was cocaine there.
1:49.0	Cocaine is highly illegal in Dubai.
1:50.9	Yeah, life sentence.
1:51.9	Life sentence in prison.
1:53.8	Everybody was partying.
1:55.0	We had prostitutes there and there was a band set up like that a band had been practicing.
2:01.0	And so we were pretty fucked up and we decided we were going to be the band.
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