517: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Dad Jokes

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🗓️ 8 February 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Anna, Andy, James and Dan discuss duplicating songs, repeating jokes, fugu and Waterloo.

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0:00.0	Hello. Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly
0:19.1	podcast coming to you from the QI offices in Hoburn. My name is Dan Schreiber. I'm sitting here with Anna Tishinsky,
0:25.2	James Harkin, and Andrew Hunter Murray. And once again, we have gathered round the microphones
0:29.6	with our four favorite facts from the last seven days, in no particular order here we go starting with
0:36.1	fact number one and that is Andy my fact is that thousands of soldiers who died at Waterloo
0:42.0	were turned into sugar.
0:43.4	Incredible.
0:44.4	It's a horrible fact about a horrible battle.
0:48.0	Wow.
0:49.0	It's incredible.
0:50.0	It's really bad this one.
0:51.0	Yeah, how do you turn a person into sugar? That seems very unlikely. Well, firstly,
0:56.1	you have to lure them to Waterloo in 1815, kill them.
1:03.0	Oh, so I have to be French.
1:05.0	Well, oh, I'm so glad we got on to this already.
1:08.0	There are so many nationalities who fought at Waterloo.
1:11.0	Oh yeah, actually. Most of the English army was German.
1:15.0	Really?
1:16.0	Yeah.
1:17.0	Two thirds were German speaking as the first language, lots of Dutch soldiers as well.
1:21.0	Belgian, yeah.
1:22.0	Yeah, yeah, they were just brought in, weren't they?
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