This is a head gum podcast.

Can I tell you a for real thing that happened to me last night?

Is it about raw dogging?

Yeah, no.

Wow.

But I'm going to cut in so it sounds like you're just a weirdo.

Go for it.

People will be like, classic dimmy.

So stop talking about raw dogging.

So I go to the Americana to go watch the new James Bond movie.

And I think, you know, I want some sweet Reese's pieces to eat while I'm there.

And for some reason, I had a bag of them, you know, like a bag you can put in another bag

or in a pants pocket.

Right, a bag.

But I said, no, I'm going to put them in a mason jar because I like mason jars.

And so I put in my little gene jacket because it's really easy to fit in there.

And especially if you put your hand in your gene pocket, that's indetectable.

And I go in and they don't check bags.

I don't care.

And then I handed the jar to my friend because I was going to the bathroom.

And I dropped it in the jar shattering everywhere.

I knew exactly where that store was going.

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