I hear the ticking of the clock I'm lying here beside you tonight

Okay ruined a perfectly good love song right out of the gate. Wow, Sory Hart.

Who wrote and composed that song?

Welcome to the Harlan Highway where you will fall in love

with this podcast. I'm glad to have you here. Speaking of falling in love, I'm going to play you a phone call where it looks

like somebody fell in love with me. Whoa and you won't be able to blame them when you hear what I did.

What I, the way that you hear what I did to make them fall in love,

it was so easy what I did.

It took less than a second for me to make someone fall in love with me.

Way do you hear it? Also, we're going to talk about something that will make you fall into hate and that's some of the gross

crap that you find in your food that the government allows.

They allow some really gnarly stuff to be in our food.

Wait a you hear what we've got.

And then a call in from the Queen of England

to give us an update on the Royal Baby George

unbelievable as always here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I will look for you.

Does your mother know what you're doing for the living?

The Harlan Highway.

Hey, oh, it's classic.

I will find you.

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