This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.

Hey, this is Jimmy from Boston. You know what I love about LA? It's the best syndrome.

Don't motherfuckers will stand in a long-ass line for strawberries or travel well out of their way to get some kitchen window pizza.

Just so they can feel special. Oh, but it's the best. They have to say that because they realize how fucking ridiculous it is.

You ain't the special one. The dude's telling you that shit is...

Pete and Sebastian show we are in the house. We have... you guys don't know this but we have banked some shows and Pete and I haven't got together on this thing for at least three weeks.

It's crazy.

It's the first time seeing in three weeks and I gotta tell you right off the bat, you look like a golden gram bro. I don't know what you were using on vacation.

But the arms right now, there's a shimmer coming off of them that I haven't seen in a while.

I thank you for saying that. You just got back from a Hilton head and I saw some photos of you on water sports. We got a lot to cover.

But while you're hitting on that, I may as well slide right into it because I was in Hilton head and you see the tan.

This is just for no money for nothing bro. I found this on the shelf in a gift shop in Hilton head. I'm gonna hold it up for the viewers.

I even got to put on my readers I think to share exactly what this is. You see this? This is called solar recovery.

Save your skin.

We'll get a nice shot at that from Patrick to put up on the screen.

So I'm in the gift shop, bro. And I'm looking at this and it's a spray. I'll tell you the story on the back. You know what they tell you the story on the product about how the product came to be.

I like that. This is a guy he teaches tennis in California and his skin was like getting spanked by the sun every day.

He didn't like lathering up at all in lotions, which I don't like doing Jackie had a solution every day after you get back from the beach, right?

So he created this concoction dude. It's got lavender water filtered water.

Come on. Come oil. Hold on with the fuck is I called?

Sesame, geranium, Roman, chamomile, sandalwood, French seaweed, extract guy.

None of that is correct. Right. And this is what I love about this guy. He made this thing and he goes on the bottle. He says, I'm no scientist.

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