meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Brain Candy Podcast

516: Failures, Big Noses, & Racist Graffiti

The Brain Candy Podcast

Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

Boobs, Boob Jokes, Death, Erotic, Learning, Storytime, Happy Donkey, Breaking Down, Floppy, Science News, Mtv Podcast, Blonde, Best Buddy Podcast, Sexy Podcast, Spotify Video, Near Death Experience, Funny Stories About, Crash, Doctor, 1000 Episodes, Dogs & Cats, Silly Jokes, No-scraping, Lust, News Headlines, Parenting News, Naughty Fantacy, Elephant Farts, News Articles, Slime, Tits, Female Host, Fat Fingers, Phd, This Week's News, Society & Culture, Pig Farm, Beach Body, ???, Plane Sex, The Challenge Cast, Mtv Cast, Florida Man, Funny News, Hollyweird, Sex, Frog, Best Articles, News, Book Lover, Babe, Trivia, Fart Jokes, No-ai, Disney, Educational Podcast, The Onion, Science, Usa Podcast, Comedy, Missing, Science Facts, Reading, New Episode, New York Times, Latest Celebrity, Weird News, Farting, Nude Pics, News About, Podcast Video, Susie Meister, Strangest Things, Free Drinks For, Pop Culture News, Heart Attack, Joe Rogan's Butt Fluff, Slutty Nurse, Public Opinion, Questions About, Weird Stuff, Politics Girl, Who Died?, Animal Attack, Community, America, Candid Conversations, Porn, Explosion, Homosexual, Huffington Post, Nipple, See Tos For More Details, Sarah Rice, Information, Article Review, News This Week On, Celebrity Death, Entertaining News, Education, Opinionated, Award Winning Podcast, Best Female Podcast, Naked In Public, Lbgtq

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Today we find out why 2021 is turning into a year of firsts and failures for Sarah, and she's none too pleased. Susie inquires about Sarah's single life, and if she's ready to start dating again. Sarah discusses the phrase "big nose, big hose," and reveals whether it is scientifically true that big noses correlate with large penises. We get super worked about racist graffiti on an ancient Native American site, and we're doubly mad because it also includes spelling errors, profanity, and poorly drawn porn. Sarah explains why she is obsessed with the mantis shrimp and the reason why this shellfish could cure cancer.

Listen to more podcasts like this: https://wavepodcastnetwork.com

Read this week's Newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/thebraincandypodcast/513-516

Join our Candy Club, shop our merch, sign-up for our free newsletter, & more by visiting The Brain Candy Podcast website: https://www.thebraincandypodcast.com

Connect with us on social media:

BCP Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/braincandypodcast

Susie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susiemeister

Sarah's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/imsarahrice

BCP Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/braincandypod

Susie's Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/susie_meister

Sarah's Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/ImSarahRice

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I'm very excited today, Susie. I miss you so much. I don't know why. Well, I do know why.

0:20.2

I miss you too a lot. Is it because it's just been so long? It's been too long for sure.

0:27.9

I need to get my eyes back to the next episode. Well, it's really been a roller coaster of

0:31.5

emotions just in the first 20 seconds of this show. No, don't be sad. We're going to be

0:37.0

reunited soon. I'll be I'll get out there. You'll get out here. Yeah. Don't worry. Yeah. How are you?

0:43.6

Pretty good. It's episode 516. Like I said, people are excited because the next episode 517

0:50.2

will air on 517. Yes. We love you. I mean, what are the

0:55.5

next days? And you know, did you know that going in? No. Okay. I love that our listeners

1:02.0

Yeah. Figured that out. Yeah. Like I know. I love everything about. And then they're like,

1:07.7

oh, Sarah's going to like this. And then they know that I'm going to like that. I mean, they are so

1:12.5

correct. I don't know. Why do you think that? And also the number 517 looks pretty in my mind.

1:17.9

Okay. Yeah. That's a good sign. Yeah. So, you know, it's obviously like forced to call

1:24.0

if I like this show. Maybe I'll stop. No, don't stop. Listen to at least the next one.

1:28.1

Yeah. Oh my gosh. No pressure. Like we're going to make it good. How the heck are you?

1:32.0

I'm doing well. I am, you know, here's the thing.

1:40.8

You know, sometimes when you and I set New Year's resolutions,

1:47.2

yeah, we need to. We need to stop it. We definitely need to stop it.

1:52.8

Remember when you're like, this is going to be the year of comedy. And then I was like, I didn't,

1:56.9

you didn't know it's going to be a dark comedy or a tragic comedy. Yeah. Okay. Well, I said this

2:01.6

will be my year of doing things that I'm bad at or doing things that like I was like, this is the

2:08.1

year I'm going to like say yes to doing the things that like, you know, even if I can't do it.

2:13.3

Like I do it. Or like basically, yeah, like doing the things I, you're failing in a way.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.