God's not dead.

He's surely alive.

He's living on the inside.

Rolling like a lie.

I'll tell you how God's not deadpilled I am.

I actually went and downloaded the app that they advertise at the end of the movie.

I don't know if you guys can see that, but I've got it right here.

I am a little disappointed by it, frankly. Hell yeah.

I was just walking my dog and downloaded it and then I was like, this sucks. It's not a good

app, you know, even by the standards of this kind of thing. It's basically just plugging,

yeah, like the movies and the books, which apparently I guess, what are there novelizations of these?

I'm sure those are great. There's only one book I need, and it's the good book, so I don't know

what they're doing there. They're not, they should be novelizations, but they're all like

the evidence behind God's Not Dead, which you're like, you don't need that. That's great.

I love that there's a whole series of like secondary reading, you know?

It's like this is what evangelical fan culture is.

It's just like regular fan culture.

But it's like, look, here's the tabulation of evidence that the Christian God is the one true

God and is scientifically provable to be real.

Can I show you guys my favorite app on my phone?

It's the Richard Roper app. It hasn't been updated in a few years, but when it loads, there's a

picture of the Chicago skyline. It may not actually load anymore. There may not be any reviews on there.

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