516. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about what to eat while watching Wimbledon, the heat in New York is actually different, influencer "sponsor me" videos, we won't need wet wipes in the near future, Troye Savant's Rushgate, performative egg-slonking, fitness grifters, Arnold invented cigars, the strike is starting to affect us, and we're going to catch up to AI before AI catches up with us. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to go on the How long gone?
0:17.6	on, Saturday afternoon,
0:19.9	Saturday afternoon recording because Jason and I both are trying to watch
0:25.6	the Men's Wimbledon final tomorrow during our normally scheduled recording time.
0:31.6	Just to, you know, if we, if it feels off it's not you know what I'm saying
0:35.9	just and this is just it's the same time different day we're not we're not
0:39.1	trying to watch Wimbledon we're going to watch Wimbledon? We're going to watch Wimbledon, Chris.
0:44.0	No, I mean, I'm, I was, was, had a hand in organizing
0:48.0	a viewing event, which I'm normally against.
0:51.0	You're normally against viewing, like a viewing party of something you don't want a bunch of people gathering together to enjoy something all at once
0:57.3	I feel I like going to your house for the Super Bowl like something I don't actually care about watching and then you just kind of make some snacks I like that the chips keep on coming I want to pay attention to something you know
1:08.1	and there's a bunch of heads around it's a little hard but tomorrow morning at nine orchard thanks to J crew and racket magazine I'll be doing just that
1:16.2	Jason you know I'll be I'll be eating a scone okay I'll be having some strawberries and
1:22.0	cream thanks to Ignacio.
1:23.7	It's gonna be something.
1:25.3	I have a few questions.
1:26.5	I have like 11 or 12 questions about this, okay?
1:29.2	Sure, sure.
1:30.7	Are you going to enjoy your scone with clotted cream?
1:34.4	Or are you going to be a little bitch?
1:36.4	Probably a bitch.
1:38.4	Door number one, door number two, you're going to be a bitch, okay?
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