#515 - Best Salad Base

We Got This with Mark and Hal

Hal Lublin and Mark Gagliardi

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Hallublin, Drunkhistory, Markgagliardi, Comedy, Arts, Thrillingadventurehour, Welcometonightvale

4.9 • 969 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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It's Salad Time

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.
0:01.2	And I'm Mark Gagliardi.
0:03.5	Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.
0:07.7	With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.
0:12.5	Best.
0:13.0	Solid base, base, solid, solid, base.
0:16.3	Cha, cha, cha.
0:17.6	That's right.
0:18.3	Don't worry, everyone.
0:20.1	We got this. Podcast should have a theme song. Podcast should not have a theme song't worry, everyone. We got this.
0:20.9	Podcasts should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.
0:24.6	Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.
0:30.1	Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.
0:37.4	Salad bass, bass, bass, bass, solid, salad, solid base, base, solid, solid base, salad base.
0:42.9	Cha, cha, cha.
0:44.1	I don't know why Ken wanted me to do a kitchen cabaret version.
0:48.1	I'm delighted that he did because I did just watch a documentary about kitchen cabaret.
0:52.6	What is kitchen cabaret?
0:53.6	It was an animatronic stage
0:56.1	show put on by craft to teach about nutrition in the original The Land Pavilion at Walt Disney World in
1:03.2	Florida. Yeah. Because they had to make that pavilion cool. So a jar of mayonnaise drumming whose label
1:10.4	looks vaguely Hellman's or Best-esque.
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